November 10th, 2006

We sneer at pictures of cute little kitties looking up adoringly at the camera.

We guffaw at warm and fuzzy tales of puppy love and doggy loyalty.

Bird stories make us chirp with amusement, while hamsters, mice, and gerbils just spin our wheels.

We are cephalopod groupies, and not even Cute Overload can overcome a devotion for all things cold, wet, tentacled, and, above all, flexible.

Today's first story comes from Australia: What would a beer commercial be like without an octopus stylist?:

The octopus stylist was blonde, pretty in a chirpy sort of way, with the same confident pointy chin as the film actress Reese Witherspoon. I'd never met an octopus stylist before. I realised immediately that for the rest of my life whenever the subject of octopus-styling came up I would think of her.

On a more serious note–no, really!–a British yachting racer tells of his encounter with a giant squid:

Meanwhile Mike Golding, the leading Brit in the race, was also in a good mood this morning despite an incident with a giant squid, which has covered his hull and the lower part of his sails in ink. Mike Golding commented: "The decks and even the foot of the head sail were covered in what looks like squid ink and there's an awful lot of it. It looks like it was shot from ahead. Whatever it was, it was pretty big, but I'm not worried - I'm bigger!"

Comments
1

Under the category of Famous Last Words: "Whatever it was, it was pretty big, but I'm not worried - I'm bigger!"

2

His yacht may be bigger - but I'd bet he isn't!

3
rr - 1:01 pm 11/10/2006

Typical brit male. Implying he could squirt all over his sails if he wanted to. And lying.

4
llewelly - 3:02 pm 11/10/2006

Could you please change 'snear' to 'sneer' ?

5
Shelley - 3:29 pm 11/10/2006

Thanks llewelly. I was just so moved about the Brit and his being bigger.

6
raincoaster - 5:24 am 11/13/2006

Maybe he's a grower, not a shower?

Thanks to all those who have contributed to the discussion. Comments are now closed, but you can contact the author of the post directly.