Sure there are starving people in the world, and war, and a lot of pain and suffering and sickness, but hey! It’s time to re-focus back on what’s truly important to Americans: Baseball.
I mean, really, stop fretting about the World Summit, and turn off that report about an invasion of Iraq — tomorrow we could be faced with an act that digs at the very foundation of our society. Tomorrow we could be faced with a Baseball Strike
What will we do? Who will help those poor unfortunate Baseball players, barely subsisting on a seven-figure salary?
Luckily, there is something you can do as discovered by Michael Mussington:
For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day (that’s less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help a MLB player remain economically viable during his time of need. This contribution by no means solves the problem as it barely covers the annual minimum salary, but it’s a start, and every little bit will help!
Read more, and remember: only you can help a baseball player.
