From the department of you’ve got to be kidding I give you RSS 3.0:
Welcome to the RSS Version 3 Homepage. This site strives to create expanded and complete standards for syndication of online content – more specifically, it aims to recompose the RSS Version 2.0 standard due to underdocumentation and lack of concern towards modern necessities. Our goals are to provide at least one complete standard for common use under the Attribution/Share Alike Common License.
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*bang* *bang* *bang* (head against desk)
A close second in Slashdot:
Basically, it’s all a bunch of pointless dick-waving.