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O’Doul’s takes Australia

Recovered from the Wayback Machine. I had books to ship out to friends and family and took them to the local mail service shop. As the counter person was typing in the shipping information, I asked about several boxes next to the counter, all with Australian addresses. It would seem that an American living in […]

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This is your brain…

This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?

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Focusing on the important stuff

Sure there are starving people in the world, and war, and a lot of pain and suffering and sickness, but hey! It’s time to re-focus back on what’s truly important to Americans: Baseball. I mean, really, stop fretting about the World Summit, and turn off that report about an invasion of Iraq — tomorrow we […]

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What we need is…a limerick!

In my second night of tossing and turning and attempting not to scratch or otherwise abrade numerous bites, it came to me that what was missing from weblogging was limericks. We need more limericks. No, really, we do. So…bad limerick number one. There was a weblogger named Bird whose postings were usually ubsurd until one […]

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Belief-o-matic

I took that Belief-o-Matic test that’s supposed to tell you the religious system that best suits you. After finishing the test I waited for the results. And waited. And waited. Finally a simple plain white web page opened, and in the middle of the page I read the following words:   I reached a place where every […]