Recovered from the Wayback Machine, where you can see this all working.
When I was overcome with an urge to run through the woods, howling at the moon, like a banshee or some kind of wolf woman (albeit one with extremely short hair), I knew it was time to relegate my little HTML retro to the secondary page.
blink is also evil
The FONT tag is evil
This page is full of words that blink and crawl and this makes me EVIL!
Sheep are okay.