Client: When can you tell me what you think of the software?
Me: When do you need the evaluation?
Client: Tomorrow.
Me: Tomorrow?
Client: Yes, we’re meeting with our clients tomorrow.
-sigh-
Me: Well, what’s the potential user load for the software
Client: Half a million customers
-pause-
Me: At once?
Client: Yes. What do you think it will take?
Me: A miracle