How do you make i86 Applesauce? You take an Apple, carve out the PowerPC core, replacing it with Intel sugar and a hint of cinnamon and nutmeg. Then you hold a press conference, throw the Apple to the developers, buyers, and vendors, and let their agitation smash it all to hell.
What’s left is a tasty, albeit lumpy, confection.
Serve in a futurist, white china dish, with plenty of bubbly on the side. Invite Dell and Gateway over, ask if they’d like a taste.