Body parts campaign

One week it was teeth the next it’s lips. I don’t know about anyone else, but I think it’s time for Rageboy to give equal time to other body parts. So, I’m starting an email campaign and am asking for your help.

To participate, copy and send the following in an email to RageBoy, replacing it with the body part of your choice:

Dear Mr. RageBoy:

I’m emailing you today to protest your discrimination against body parts other than those associated with the mouth. Though I appreciate the interesting teeth and the ruby red lips, I think it’s past time for you to provide equal representation of other body parts.

For instance, my personal preference is __________________. And the reason why I think you should feature _________________ is _________________________.

And while you’re at it, I wouldn’t mind a word or two to go with the image. Just so we know you’re still breathing and that you have a synapse or two left to spare.

Thank you. I will name my ____________________________ after you as a gesture of gratitude.


(Your name)

Don’t hesitate. Send those emails in now, and encourage your readers to do the same.


Those who’ve joined the campaign:


Jeneane Sessum — middle finger
Burningbird — neck
Frank Paynter — tits
Gary Turner — septum
Elaine — elbow
The One True b!x — guiche (They pierce these you know)
Steve Himmer — coccyx
Banana Bob — cubitus
Dave Winer — feet and ears (Dave gets two body parts because he, like RageBoy, is one of my BlogTree parents)
Howard Greenstein — humorous…urh, sorry that’s humerus
Fishrush — 1980 Oldsmobile Custom Cruiser Passenger Side Headlamp Assembly
Ryan — the big toe (‘…this toe goes to the market…’)
Tom Matrullo is disappointed that his favorite body part was taken already.
Denise Howell — ankle

(This is a pretty escoteric crowd I’m finding.)

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