Another one from Dynamic Earth, edited for modern times.
One person somewhere in the Universe will really hate my (new web site design | photograph | writing | haircut | opinion). They’ll hate it with an almost overwhelming passion, and will be filled with a sense of loathing of it, and of me.
One person somewhere in the Universe will really love (my new web site design | photograph | writing | haircut | opinion). They’ll love it almost as much as sex, and more than chocolate, and think me a Goddess. I will be falling over them, as they kiss my feet.
The rest of the Universe will fall somewhere in between. I can live with this.
