I am in a very fey mood tonight.
(In the background, running feet, slamming doors, the sound of people crashing through windows, screams of terror)
What?
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Well didn’t we throw the orange kitty into the little flame today, hmmm?
I’ve been picking on some of my favorite webloggers this week. I don’t know why I do it. This evil little impulse just steals right in and takes over my body and makes me do these things I don’t want, and I hear voices, and I get these strange, exciting thoughts, and I think I’m in a crystal bowl of orange jello with little green sprinkles, and Ed McMann is talking in the background, when all of a sudden I see in front of me….
Wait a sec. Wrong movie.
Anyway, to make up for the fact that I’ve been picking on my favorite webloggers, I’ve got a treat for you: Shaggy Dog stories.
If you’re a fan of Isaac Asimov, then you’re familiar with these. I love short stories, and I love shaggy dog stories. I found a few places with some stories I thought I would throw out for your amusement, if you have the time and the inclination:
Stories Group 1
Stories Group 2
Stories Group 3
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As many posts as I’ve done recently, I should be nominated for weblogging’s poster girl.
Well, a project I was on is falling apart, and I’m finding that i’m relieved about it. It was incredibly stressful. Though I can’t afford the loss of the money, I’ll trade it for the peace. Some things just weren’t meant to be.