February 19th, 2006

It had all the makings of a true Real Life Drama:

In an effort to defuse what could only be termed mutiny in the ranks, otherwise known as the 'Atom Effect', Dave Winer turns the copyright of the RSS 2.0 specification over to Harvard, attaching a Creative Commons License reflecting something about share and share alike. The nobility of the act stuns people–well other than those who questioned how much of the specification he was entitled to claim as his copyright. Oh, and those people who kept insisting that Creative Commons licenses were not designed to cover something such as software or specifications.

Accepting the accolades as only what he was due, the Big Dog then anoints a committee of three to watch over our sleeping beauty, the little syndication feed that was. But these caretakers take little care, and run for the hills–whether of gold or sanity, only they can say. Poor little feed lies there, alone and vulnerable, while its bastard cousin, Atom, is fed care and attention and grows up to be a big, strapping specification that can bite through ambiguity and confusion, like Jaws bit through surfer girls.

It is then, when our precious little orangy bundle of joy is at its most aloneness that even Bigger Dogs enter the picture: Apple and Microsoft, seeing the light (or, more likely, seeing a potential new profit stream) embrace RSS and in the process, fracture, bruise, and even somewhat maim it. "The problem is," the masses cry out, "the specification is too open, too ill-defined."

Enter now, a new hero: Rogers Cadenhead. Stalwart defender of Popish dignity and bearer of thick, wavy, locks of silver. Big Dog taps Rogers on the shoulder with his sword and says to him, "You shall be my defender, the RSS Champion".

–curtain closes for intermission, while scenery is changed–

Now enters the story a host of new players: 8 new keepers of the RSS flame to support our champion. Their task? They come not to destroy RSS 2.0 but to praise it. They seek to clear the confusion, to cut away the darkness that surrounds this neurotic little bundle of joy. Where before there were endless questions of interpretation, and breaking tools right and left, the Nine Champions of the Rin…urh, sorry, wrong movie, scratch that–the Nine Champions of the Specification will make it all better!

(Loosely translated for the prop department: They come to change little RSS 2.0's diaper, because it had done a doo-doo and now stinks to high heaven. )

But hark? What's this? What's this rumble in the distance. Oh, no! It's Big Dog, and he's got his lawyer!

But the Lawyer brings no books or suits or habius, or even corpses. He opens the door long enough to make statement, and the moves on to other things that come ten by ten. The statement? Nothing has changed on RSS 2.0. Harvard still owns it, but the community may do what they will within the bounds of a Creative Commons license. Leading to, (now pay attention, this is going to go fast)…

A community, which now it seems, must absorb the Nine Champions of RSS 2.0, because they have been banished from the round table that was the RSS Advisory Board. A Board that is no more, created by a man who resigned from it, and who gave up any intellectual ownership of the specification, but still retains ownership of the specification, to wit, making decisions about who is or is not on a board that no longer exists for a technical specification given intellectual property rights by a University that had little or no involvement with the specification, under a license that has little or not applicability to specifications, mainly created for songsters and photogs and other artsy types AND which has little or no legal standing within the rules of the land because there are no rules of the land when great bodies of water separate most of it.

Have no fear, though, as our hero, the RSS Champion can see his way clear through this confounding maze. I will not waiver he cries. "While my heart beats and I draw breath, I will not be swayed from my sacred duty. Nay! Though you may torture me with unclosed tags, and malformed dates, I will hold true to my task. To the end. To the bitter end!" His dedication shines so brightly, members of the advisory board are heard to murmur " ".

His passion even moves former foes–those who had vowed to pull RSS 2.0 from its throne and install one of their own choosing (see reference re above: Atom, Effort of). They are so moved, they pull their validators from their leather sheaths and hold them high in support and salute, crying out, Hey, cool.

All are not in one accord, though, for Big Dog is angered, mightily angered. Why? To know this is to know one of the universe's least interesting facts. All we need know is that Big Dog is angered at the Champion and the Nine defenders of RSS 2.0, and so he sends out of the darksome mists an imp to torment both our hero and his new allies.

See? You can't make this stuff up. And a few years ago, the battles between these opposing forces would have received much attention and the thundering of the post and counter-post would have shaken even the political webloggers who might–might–take time out from verbally eviscerating each other to take notice.

But there was a party put on by a player, to celebrate a book authored by other players, with words about how to become players, sponsored by other groups hoping to become players, drinking wine pushed by a hopeful, attended by 500 or so close friends, each with a startup, a product, an agenda, or, at minimum, a weblog.

And no one cared anymore about old enemies and ancient battles, the hard work of our hero and his allies. and other daring do and RSS 2.

The end.

Comments
1
ralph - 9:40 pm 2/19/2006

Not bad for a first draft, strong characters, but the plot is a little convoluted. We'll have to bring in a couple of script doctors for the second draft and simplify. I think we could interest Ang Lee in directing. Oh, and there's no love interest. Can't see financing this picture without a love interest.

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What's with all the animal metaphors? Elephant, bear and now dog. What is he, Beast Boy?

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Dont forget THE MONEY. There really is a pot of gold (or at least a pot of something …) involved here. The Lawyer is also part of VC fund based on … drumroll … RSS. Completely disclosed, of course, but still, it adds to the drama.

RSS-Advisory-Board-In-Exile has a nice ring to it, don't you think?

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Charles - 10:33 pm 2/19/2006

You skipped over the subplot about the secret cabal and the paid sycophant who plotted behind closed doors to control the fate of the sleeping beauty. But then, Act I was getting a little long and some things had to be left on the cutting room floor, I suppose.

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Forget the love (icky!), I want blood! And from an unexpected direction, within. By my finger-count, the first (public) vote for the new board ends tomorrow morning, without a vote from Loïc or Ross yet. According to their charter, if they miss another one, the RSS Champion can feed them to a Grue.

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Julian Bond - 1:43 am 2/20/2006

Where's Uma Thurman with a Katana when you need her? But then "Kill Big Dog (part I)" doesn't quite have the same ring to it.

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Shelley, allow me to pose a hypothetical…

According to Phil, should Loïc and/or Ross fail to vote, "the RSS Champion can feed them to a Grue" — and, suddenly, one or two new keepers of the RSS flame must be found. Under what circumstances would you be willing to serve the RSS community as a Champion of the Specification?

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I. Love. You.

Why do folks insist on giving the Big Dog a bone? If ya don't feed the dog, the bark will fade away.

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Steve Sherlock - 9:33 am 2/20/2006

history lesson, allegory, plot, characters a plenty … this could be a series.

wonderful writing, Shelley!

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The RSS Circus Is In Town, or, Specification As A Money-Ball

"But my assessment is: The Money Rules … If you are able to somehow convey that you will sooth The Money, you serve The Money, you wish nothing more in life than to help The Money make even more money … then maybe that'll work. Otherwise, the answer will remain that the specification license allows it to be used as a basis by other efforts, which is a very polite way of saying get lost."

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DeanG - 10:11 am 2/20/2006

I find your use of smart-quotes most amusing.

> members of the advisory board are heard to murmur ” “

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hmmm … the drama needs a cartoon illustration … in hopes that it will emerge, have collected the plot in rss-dogs. incidentally anyone can add to this, just sign on and tag an item "rss-dogs" … err or for that matter use that tag anywhere, i will try to collect them all in the fbi tag room.

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Shelley - 11:13 am 2/20/2006

"Under what circumstances would you be willing to serve the RSS community as a Champion of the Specification."

Money. I would want money. I know that all the others involved in this–the Nine Champions, Big Dog, Apple, Microsoft, Harvard, even the imp–are in this for purely altruistic reasons. But, me? I want money.

I can be bought.

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Lots of Money!!

get a car and travel allowance too……

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jeneane - 5:01 pm 2/20/2006

I GET IT NOW!!! THANK YOU!!!

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Elaine - 5:08 pm 2/20/2006

WTF? And/or, oy vey.

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James Snell - 5:32 pm 2/20/2006

Heh.. brilliant ;-)

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This kind of crap is still going on? Good Christ, Winer should run for president, he certainly has the level of imperiousness and divisiveness we've come to expect.

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ralph - 1:17 pm 2/21/2006

Winer should run for president

Already been suggested. He didn't follow through.

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d.w. - 6:56 pm 2/21/2006

Awesome, Shelley! The only problem is, all the knights look like Falstaff.

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Shelley - 9:51 pm 2/21/2006

Travel allowance, check.

Hey, I'll run for president. I have no pride.

I can be bought.

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Shaded - 1:16 pm 2/22/2006

Hey Shelley I got money….

… not a lot but …

It is green.

I always feel like such an outsider when I read these posts… I know what RSS means, I know what a specification is… as far as the rest goes I might as well be Rainmain 'Bout a hundred dollars.'

… I'll keep reading though.

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Chris Heuer - 1:23 pm 2/22/2006

First off, great prose - I am beginning to read you regularly for such sharp wit and insight.

As to the matter at hand, I am admittedly not the person to speak on the technical aspects of any standard, nor on the matters of the historical record. Dave has obviously done some great things and I trust the board members I know to do the right thing. But…

While I may be a bit naive here, why not make one of the first orders of business of the new group to determine if RSS and Atom could possibily work together toward a common standard - perhaps get someone from the original HTTP standards team to advise on this - but for god's sake lets move beyond the "We have the right approach you have the wrong approach" and move onto "we all want the best approach"!

The importance of the syndication standard, while reliant on HTTP, is perhaps even more important than it since it makes the network transport 'smart'. Greatness can come from the competition of ideas, but those ideas should be competing on the basis of implementations, leveraging Lessig's concept of Net Neutrality. Having incompatible network cards back in the day cost the economy billions upon billions of dollars - today it means that every product must adhere to both atom and RSS standards - the bills are not going to mount to those previous heights, but they are indeed costing companies more and providing little more value - instead the aspirin makers and receiving the most benefit.

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The drama continues …. Me, as a developer, thinks that the "Stalwart defender of Popish dignity and bearer of thick, wavy, locks of silver" should change the title of his epistle to be RSS Best Practices. Then, me thinks, Big Dog will have his bone.

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Arthur - 1:09 pm 2/23/2006

The drama continues ….

OK. I'm lost.

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Well i hope this illustration clarifies it, Author.
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