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Weblogging

Weblogging Jan 14 2002

Ladies, Gentlemen – it’s my great honor to say that The Lord of the Fishes, otherwise known as Fishrush has bestowed on me….

….drum roll now….

 

………dum da da da dummmm!!!!

 

The incredibly prestigious . I am humbled. Honored. Confused.

Whyforhowcome am I confused, you ask?

In the awards letter, Fishrush announced that I’m the only person to win the award twice. Twice, I say? Twice it says. Heck if I can remember the first one…hmmm…must be the drugs I took when I was younger…you mean I was sucking up for an award I had already won?

Yes.

Bummer.

Anyhoo, regardless, I want to thank (___fill in the blank ___) and the Fishy One for this honor. I’ll try to live up to the honor from this day hence. Henceforth. This calls for a rousing course of the Burningbird theme song.

P.S. I was just joking about the drugs. Really. Honest. No Foolin. Cross my heart. And it’s nice to find people with such GSOH on the web…

-earlier-

With appreciation to The Official Jon Sullivan weblog for naming me the Link of the Day.

Kind sir, you do me honor! And the Steak and mushrooms looks really good right now.

Really, really, really good right now.

Really. (Whimpering, cutting into eggs fried up to the consistency of rubber, *choking on too much pepper – darn shaker. Whimper.)

*choking — sound president makes when he eats a pretzel too fast and the piece lodges in his esophogas and the flow of blood to his brain is cut off and he passes out and falls down and scrapes his face but then recovers and tells everyone that it’s okay, he’s really not drunk or stoned.

Not to be confused with chocking — A block or wedge placed under something else, such as a wheel, to keep it from moving

Come to think of it, though, both definitions are quite similar.

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Fishrush caught the new Blogicon term….

 

The Fishrush Technique:

Getting buzz or blogrolling via an award
A rousing tune of Roll me over in the clover. Roll me over lay me down and do it again for the Lords of the Fish for catching it so quickly!

(do you think i’ll get a five fish for this? me want fish. me want fish. fish. fish. have to have fish. nice fishies. Gollum want fishies.)

 

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RDF SVG

RDF to SVG tool

Found at Eclectic – an RDF to SVG tool. You’ve heard about RDF before in this weblog — consider it a meta-language for describing data on the web (and elsewhere). Though you can represent RDF in various forms, the most commonly used technique is XML. SVG is Scalable Vector Graphics and is a way of describing 2D graphics in XML.

Nice tool, though the batch job doesn’t terminate cleanly in W2K. However, it does the job. I was able to create this SVG diagram from one of my RDF documents in five minutes — from download to install to image capture to post.

The tool is based on Jena, an open source Java API that processes RDF and that HP sponsors. Unfortunately, RDF2SVG isn’t open source at this time. No biggie. Fun tool, and useful.

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Just Shelley

Life Jan 13 2002

Hey I remember Madge!

Those were such twisted times — women were doctors, lawyers, corporate officers, cops, software developers (ahem), writers, and heads of state. But the TV showed us with our little pinkies in a bowl of green dishwashing soap with no thoughts in our pretty little heads other than being pretty pretty for Joe The Stud.

I didn’t mind the Madge commercials as much — they’re still around in spirit if not in actual products and people. The one I hated — hated with a deep purple passion — was the one that had the tune:

 


We can bring home the bacon
Fry it up in a pan
And never, ever let you forget you’re a man…

Cause I’m a woman…

It was for Enjoli. These ads were geared to making any woman feel inadequate if she wasn’t the perfect Mom, Breadwinner, and Whore.

Suck prunes, Enjoli.

Speaking of which, this little segue found me Work at Home. Great stuff!

That was fun.

-earlier-

I must talks about her separation, divorce, and self-discovery. Sometimes, angry is not only good, it’s healthy.

I wonder how many of us are in the process of divorcing, or have divorced recently? My own marriage of 18 years ended in 2001. And I’m one of the lucky ones – I’m still friends with my ex-husband.

No matter if you have a “good” divorce or a bad one, you’re still adrift, floating without anchor. Lonely. Unfocused. Lost.

The greatest joy for a person who is newly divorced or separated is to reach that point when you feel normal being single.

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Working today — should finish a chapter by tonight. Triumph! Time for a weblog break, and then apartment cleaning and lovely walk on the beach. Life’s joy is found in the simplest things.

My new weblog look will be pretty much as you see now – plain, grays and black and white, little bit of fire, and lots of blogstickers. I have new ones into the blogsticker machine:

-Roll me over in the clover
Roll me over lay me down and blog me again.

The Mae West collection:

-Why don’t you come up and blog me sometime?

-Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a blog.

-Any time you got nothing to do–and lots of time to do it–blog.

-I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of blogging.

Pretty soon, my weblog will look a lot like my kitchen refrigerator.

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The sun is shining and it’s a brand new day. I’m not going to waste any more time on “the suits”; instead I’m going to focus on only positive things today. Go for a drive and a walk. Work on my book. Clean my apartment. Ignore the clutter and debri on weblogs.com. Compliment folks.

No, I’m not on drugs. I haven’t had my morning coffee yet.

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Weblogging

Weblogging Jan 13 2002

Absolute Sharon is helping me with a new look for my weblog. Something 50’s, wonderfully tacky, incredibly fun!

She created some great title graphics — 50’s turquoise, martini glass and all. All we need, is a pink flamingo.

Sharon’s way too talented, and terrific to help. And we can all agree when it comes to web design, I can use all the help I can get.

Ok, folks — which title do you like? Numbered from the top.

-earlier-

This just has to be shared: One of the Plutonians received an email with the story behind the saying Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey..

However, a quick trip to Urban Legends shows that this particular legend is false. Kill joys.

Possible new blogsticker: Cold enough to freeze the blogs off a brass monkey

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A new Blogicon entry:

Flow: weblog linking to weblog linking to weblog – a magic river of discovery

Kind of a pretty one, don’t you think?

-earlier-

New Jersey Meryl did her very first Radio 8.0 post.

All these people trying out new toys and tools — I must get my butt in gear and move to my new weblogging tool. I’ll miss Blogger, though. I like Blogger.

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Technology

Open Source Essay

I read an essay, Greg Ritter wrote on open source. If you follow my weblog, then you might remember Greg as the person who convinced me that I must burn less, reason more – a resolution that lasted about 1 day.

Greg wrote his essay, titled Open Source Zealots Don’t Get it in response to a News Forge item from Richard Stallman (found at Camworld – this is getting complicated), about sending Word files as attachments.

Well, I agree with Greg — zealots usually don’t get it. But I think that Greg lost the point along the way, as he stopped condeming zealots, and started condeming the entire open source movement, throwing in open standards somewhere towards the end in a rather interesting segue related to itches and scratching, and people wanting to work on software that interests them when they’re doing it for free.

I’m not going to get into the usual spiel of the important part that open source played with the establishment of the Internet, Internet protocols, and the web; or open source’s contribution to Unix (not just Linux); or open source’s contributions to specifications and technologies that many of the products you really like, use. And I’m not going into, again, the fact that open source and closed source projects can co-exist on the same planet, and are complimentary development paradigms. We’ve been there, done that before.

But I am curious about one thing — we throw around terms such as “open source zealots” but I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone use a similar term for closed or proprietary source code adherants; terms such as “closed source zealot” or “proprietary software bigot”. Calling Microsoft an asshole company that’s out to rule the world, doesn’t count. I’m talking about using the term for people who do a blanket condemnation of open source because of the actions of a few; or that condemn open source because it doesn’t have the polish of proprietary software (such as Word or PhotoShop); or condemn open source efforts that aren’t making some company a ton of money.

I’m also curious about something else: Why do people assume that open source advocates are somehow not consumer oriented? Forget the zealots – I’m talking about the average person who helps to create most of the open source in use today. There are people who spend hours a week writing documentation for open source efforts, or providing help on online forums.

Oh the hell with being reasonable. Especially when I read the following:


If consumers want these kinds of tools that are of interest to consumers, but not of use to the geeks who know programming languages, then the consumers are either going to have to learn to code themselves (ain’t gonna happen; we all have other careers) or the consumer will need to pay to have someone else develop them.

Well, the software developers of the products that you condemn as unsatisfactory earlier in your essay — products such as Gimp, StarOffice, GNOME — are doing their best to provide viable “consumer” products. They don’t have the big bucks backing them for the most part; so they have to manage as they can, when they can.

Still, considering that your premise is that geeks aren’t consumers of this type of technology and therefore won’t work on it, followed by your condemnation of the products that you all just got through saying we’uns don’t like to work on, I am confused. Most likely you are, also, after trying to read that last sentence.

I’ll let you in on a little secret, Greg — geeks really like to be complimented. I know, unbelievable but true. There’s few things that thrill us more than to have people who use our software tell us how much they love it. Doesn’t matter if we’re paid for it or not, we want people to like our software. If anything, we’re the ultimate consumer driven profession.

As a geek I hate bugs in my software; I really hate it when someone doesn’t like an architecture I’ll design for a new system; it cuts me to the quick when someone doesn’t like what I build, code, design, develop. Sure I’ve been tweaking the Radio 8.0 folks the past couple of days (and having a bit of fun doing it, I must say) but that’s because of the incredibly excessive hyping that’s going on with the product release. I respect the effort and the accomplishment of what the company has built; just not the hype coming with it. Dave Winer’s a geek (in the complimentary sense) — who just happens to be buried in “…Radio Weblog” at the moment.

And as geeks we want to develop products people need, want, use, and like. The openess or not of the source code has nothing to do with it; that’s just visibility.

I’m curious, Greg — what do you think will happen to the state of technology if all open source efforts stopped? If the folks who labor on technology and standards and open protocols and specs, just stopped one day? Maybe they’ll decide that they should get a career like yours.

You work for Blackboard, what do you think will happen to your company’s product? How much of that product is dependent on efforts that originated in open source? Is it web-based? What programming language is used? What operating system? Unless Blackboard is a pure-Windows based system written entirely in some home brewed programming language and isn’t using any form on Internet communication or open specification such as XML, your product is beholden to the open source effort. To people, supposedly, that don’t have careers To people that don’t listen to consumers.

To all them open source zealots and geeks — damn their altruistic hide.